Ordinariate Use

An english version of the Traditional Latin Mass, created by Pope Benedict XVI. Some people call it "Anglican use", ah but what do they know? Most rubrics from the Ordinariate Use are from the TLM and have many similarities. Some Novus Ordo aspects mau be involved though, for example, the Three-year lectionary, and Communion in the hand. The Ordinariate Use is ideally the best if you want the TLM in english!

Person 1: I'm going to attend the Ordinariate Use this morning. And don't call it Anglican Use or I will snap you out of existence, call me Catholic Thanos!

Person 2: Anglican Use you mean😬

Pope Benedict XVI: Ordinariate Use.

Msgr Steenson: Anglican Use.

Me: Traditional English Mass!

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Ordinary Differential Equation

An equation that uses rates to torture undergraduate students using nonsensical rules and made up solutions that have no bearing on reality. These are designed to humiliate and confuse typical students.

Oh man, I tried to hook up with this girl from the club last night but she was a total O.D.E (ordinary differential equation)

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a life less ordinary

Relatively unknpwn movie starring Cameron Diaz (post "The Mask") and Ewan McGregor (post "Trainspotting"), supported by Holly Hunter and Delroy Lindo.
Applies when you feel like your life has taken a turn for th worst, but it ends up being a turn for the best.
Also, an awesome movie.

Have you seen A Life Less Ordinary?

Yeah, it's AWESOME!!

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ordinary white man

A man/boy who is white and had a normal life and has a good bit of money and is also a super hero. He can buy anything, and he can scam people and is also a 4chan hacker.

"WOW! look at that ordinary white man fight an ugly bastard."

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My Ordinary Life

One of the best songs in existence, written by The Living Tombstone. It has a techy beat and it's very fun to listen to if you want to dance or something idk I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life or something shut up stop judging me I CAN FEEL YOU JUDGING ME BE QUIET I'M SERIOUS STOP

Person 1: I like the song "My Ordinary Life!"
Me: SHUT UP WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP I LIKE THAT SONG TOO WILL YOU QUIT JUDGING ME

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ordinary human patterns

oddly enough ordinary human patterns.
we are not special only special through the make up of our consciousness.

She was getting used to him. His different ways. His quirks. In all potential madness there were ordinary human patterns and behaviours like insecurity. jealousy. admiration. respect. mistrust. desire. loathing. they were there. only disguised with wit, humour, delusion. playful or sincere. they were getting to know each other.

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The extra ordinary combo

you shit in the woman's vagina and then fuck with it, then shove a cucumber up her bum, then ejaculate in her mouth smack the back of her head and then the cum comes out of the front of her nostrils and semi- mouth and then you take a condom and fill it with dhit and put it in the freezer for a few minutes then take it out and insert it into the female slowly then puke in her vag and take out the bag of shit then fuck her.

Dude i used the extra ordinary combo on your cousin and she's pissed

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