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An adjective used to describe an object as having the characteristics that would originate from the organic, earth-loving, youth cultural movement centered around Eugene and Potland Oregon as captured in Portlandia. Examples: Birkenstocks are Oregonic, Smoking weed you grew in your parents basement is Oregonic, listening to obscure serentejo lyrics nobody has heard of is Oregonic. Putting a bird on it is Oregonic. Homemade Kambucha and fermented pickles are Oregonic. Writing a blog complaining about consumerism on a Mac is Oregonic. Telling your friends you are going to vote republican is not Oregonic. Secretly voting republican is Oregonic.
Johnny started brewing kambucha after reading about its health benefits for his cat. He has become very Oregonic.
Best place ever. Every other state sucks. Its not raciest and not boring. Its fun. Its hot for 3 months of the year. Great things to do. The only place with year round snowbording in the united states. Great places to go swimming at, snowbording, skining, skating. Has the only underage gay night club on the west cost. Has 2 stupid football teams.
Tom: is that a black person?
Tim: Yes, but this is oregon we are not going to be raceist.
Tom: Okay i love black people.
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1.A state above California, pronouced Ora-gin.
2.You can tell natives and vistors by the way they talk about Oregon.
Vistors: Look at those beautiful trees! WHATS THAT FALLING FROM THE SKY?? Snowboarding, how great is this?! BEACHS, this place has freaking everything! I wish I could live in this beautiful green state! CALIFORNIAS below it! AWSOME!
Natives: Fucking rain, I haven't seen the sun since last fucking year. Fucking snowboarding, you were cool the first time but it fucking snows everother day and who wants to drive three fucking hours to a mountain. Motherfucking beachs! Your always one degrees above freezing you fucking tease. Fuck you Oregon, theres nothing to fucking do here unless you like to fucking watch trees grow or swim in motherfucking freezing beaches, all we got is fucking shitty weed. Fuck Califuckingfornia, even if were a fucking boring state at least our states beautiful and us girls arnt whores with herpes.
Visitor: I love Oregon it's so at peace with nature!
Native: Fuck. Oregon. Try "being at peace with nature'' your whole fucking life, my life dream is to cut down every motherfucking tree I see. That what ''being at peace with nature does to you"
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The best state of all fifty states, or territories. More tree's in eye sight then there is buildings, where you can swim in the ocean without a plastic bag washing on shore next to you. Where you can go from rain forest, to desert in a few hours drive.
I know we seem mean on here, but that is because we dont want anymore people moving here, making more buildings and houses which means destroying more forests. We love our coast, and we LOVE our tree's and come hell or high water were keeping it the way it is.
Come and spend your money, then GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR STATE!
I mean it, we like your tourist dollars, but we dont want you, most of our families came across the Oregon trail, we earned our place here, you didnt, so leave.
Yes were selfish, but we like our state the way it, we dont want you fucking it up, thank you. :)
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The only state that has banned animal porn.
Guy: I heard some weird shit went down in Oregon.
Guy 2: Why else would they be the only state that needed to ban animal porn?
The center of the pacific northwest where were really dust dont give a damn about the rest of the country. We're not hippies we just hate bullshit. Yes, we have a drug problem, who doesnt, yes one of our govorners was in the KKK... get over it. Our speed limits are lower but we drive faster anyway. We dont care, leave us alone, you really arent welcome here.... by the way its pronounced ory-gun
I'm an Oregonian... Fuck California
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