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Orlando Bloom

An English actor who starred in films such as 'Lord of the Rings', 'Troy' and 'Pirates of the Carribean'.
He has a lot of silly Fangirls drooling over him as well(Just read the last 5 pages of definitions).

Personally, I think Orlando Bloom is hideous, and that these fangirls need to get out more.

by Glittery Goddess May 21, 2004

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Orlando Bloom

A moment in which someone slaps another across the face, and the reciever does nothing about it. Originated from the fact that Orlando Bloom looks like he would do nothing if he took a cock slap to the face.

He was acting like a bitch so I Orlando Bloomed him

by Ryan Birney January 19, 2005

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Orlando Bloom

The modern day hearttrob...of gay men.

The gay men love Orlando Bloom.

by Feathered Roadapple February 18, 2005

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Orlando Bloom

A mediocre actor that the ladies adore because of their bisexual tendencies.

Orlando Bloom: Bend your ears to the distance, friends. I sense great danger approch...ing...uh, line please.

Peter Jackson: Cut! Approaching on the northern wind! For crying out loud, Bloom, that's your only line in the movie. How do you keep screwing that up?

by Veldrimal December 19, 2004

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Orlando Bloom

An actor who is constantly slammed because everyone thinks he is a sissy and because stupid teenage girls fawn over him, but he really is a pretty nice guy if you get to know him. It's not his fault that stupid teens think he's the hottest of the hot and make him look bad.

Orlando Bloom is cool.

by Hurkle March 23, 2005

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Orlando Bloom

The absolute hottest man on the planet. His two best roles were when he played Legolas in LOTR and Will Turner in Pirates of the Carribbean. Birthday is January 13, 1977. From Canterbury, England.

That guy is almost as hot as Orlando Bloom.

by ambercutie March 1, 2005

678๐Ÿ‘ 1025๐Ÿ‘Ž


Orlando Bloom

The act of Italian Handing, then proceeding to insert up sphincter. After insertion, the hand must be opened up or spread wide. Much like a flower, highfive, or in-side out umbrella.

"It was a good night, until she gave me a quick Orlando Bloom"

by Honanana July 11, 2018

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