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Ostrich

to hide away, the equivalent to an ostrich sticking its head in the sand.

Dude, I've had a rough day I think I'm just gonna ostrich for awhile.

Oh man, how embarrassing! I just need to ostrich until she forgets about that!

by smrtcookie January 24, 2012

13πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Ostrichized

Having been turned into an ostrich, or having acquired ostrich-like characteristics.

The ornithophobes wouldn't play with Billy after he was ostrichized because they couldn't bear to look him in the beak.

"If you don't get on board with this project plan, I'll have you ostrichized and you can spend your days hatching eggs!"

by McFLY42 April 9, 2009

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Ostrich

When a man and a woman break the bed whilst having sex. Ostrich (Sexual Term)

Michael: Did you and sally fuck last night?
James: Yeah, don't tell john though.
Michael: I won't
James: Thanks, that sex was great, but our bed did a ostrich.

by Benis lover February 9, 2022


ostrich

A man with a long skinny physique. An alternative word for lanky.

Tom: That tall brer needs to hit the gym!

James: He's an ostrich fam!

by jmill69 February 24, 2011

32πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Ostrich

n. pl. ostrich or osΒ·trichΒ·es

1.The fine art of busting on a girl's face beachside, and then proceeding to give the unsuspecting recipient a swift faceplant into the sand.
2.A large, swift-running flightless bird (Struthio camelus) of Africa, characterized by a long bare neck, small head, and two-toed feet. It is the largest living bird.

"Danielle's sub-par fallatio skills made her a prime target for the ostrich"

"Although Dee thought she was out of danger, a stealthily peformed Ostrich put her in her place."

by :-D April 10, 2003

40πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


Ostriching

Like the act of Planking or Owling, the person digs a hole in the ground and places their head inside to resemble an Ostrich with its head in the ground. Which then they take a picture and upload it for their friends to see.

plankingowlingtrendsidoiticostrichostrichingostriched

by Bweizz July 26, 2011

14πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


ostrichization

The act of placing one's head in the sand

It is time you sent in your overdue tax return and stopped this ostrichization

by Rob Walton June 8, 2005

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž