paid and laid

The act of receiving monetary compensation for a good or service within the same time span of engaging in sexual activity.

David: dude, i totally got my paycheck from Coldstone today.

Spencer: sick, I got paid by Kams today and pounded Gayle. That's what I call paid and laid.

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Paid Actor

A player in an online game that exists to make a streamer/content creator seem better than they are

Streamer gets a high K/D
Chat:PAID ACTORS

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Getting Paid

The term expresses an exceptionally good performance by someone

The term is used in such a way that if the person (who the term is being directed to) actually is getting paid for whatever s/he is doing, then merely saying the term (and technically expressing the obvious) actually means to express that that person is going above and beyond the job requirements and should be getting paid a lot (maybe more than s/he is getting paid).

If money is not already involved then it just expresses that the person is doing such a good job that it's like s/he is getting paid and still going above and beyond the requirements.

Example 1:

(Childris works as a cashier in a grocery store making an hourly wage of 7.50$)

Childris: Hey, did you see me yesterday? I scanned through 227 items and had all of them bagged within 5 minutes

Fellow Cashier: Hell yeah I did, you were getting paid!

Example 2:

Person 1: I've been training to play basketball all summer, so I challeneged my younger brother 1 on 1 and he beat me 15 to 2

Person 2: Wow, your brother is gettin' paid!

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gettin paid

When you're taking a dump at work on the clock, you're gettin paid to poop.

Jim:Where the hell have you been, Bill? The meeting started 5 minutes ago!

Bill:Gettin paid

Jim:<high fives Bill>

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paid shit

Taking a shit while your on the job.

It's time for my 3pm paid shit

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paid programming

what is on when youve accidently fallen asleep in front of the tv, or when your too lazy to turn off the tv because your on the internet.
also known as infomercials

john: agh tv woke me up in the middle of the night, paid programming was on
bill: hm interesting.. you know insomniacs use to watch paid programming before the internet was born.

matt: omg i seriously had the craziest dream last night
zack: yea what happened
matt: billy mays was convincing me to buy OxiClean

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Paid cheese

Paid Cheese is the best rapper. Paid cheese runs up a check and fucks your bitch when he's bored. He balls on his haters on instagram and doesnt pay attention to fuck shit.

Damn bro, paid cheese just fucked my bitch again last night and upped roll on me!