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Panda Express is an Asian gang in north Arlington VA known for the transportation of Giant pandas. The Chinese chain of restaurants are a cover up for them.
Have you gotten a panda from Panda Express yet
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A chinaman with a premature ejaculation problem.
Me no likey massage Panda Express. He make big white mess on table!
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A fast food chain that serves "Chinese" themed food, mostly well known for its Orange Chicken. It's not authentic Chinese by any standard, but it's still delicious.
Tim Wong: Where are we going to dinner?
Steve: Panda Express
Tim Wong: That isn't real Chinese Food like they make in the motherland, but okay.
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The worst fast food place ever definitely not better than chic fil a the chicken is dry the noodles fake the shrimp spoiled every time I eat there I wanna throw up 🤢
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The most disgusting fast food place you can eat. Dry food smelly food spoiled food🤢 and it’s not better than chic fil a.
Want to go to Panda Express nah that stuff be gross
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Omg it’s national take calvin to Panda Express day, I should take him and buy his food! Jt
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Jake went to Panda Express for the first and last time. After he ate the food there he got pains in his stomach where it felt like somebody was stabbing him in the stomach with a knife and went to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea. He then hung up a sign outside of Panda Express saying “Fuck Panda Express for their shitty ass food!”. Jake said he will never return to Panda Express.