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A Fart Parcel is a gift achieved by storing bodily gasses in a cardboard cuboid structure of matter.
fart parcels are great gifts for children
My dad got me a fart parcel for Christmas. It stunk
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The act of two mates sharing a bitch.
"Remember my friend sharing is caring, I'm always up for a game of pass the parcel" - Mr. Trials
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When a man ejaculates into an envelope or box and mails it to his friend.
Mike - "Hey Humph, what are you getting me for Christmas?"
Humphrey - "Check your mail, I'm sending you a soggy parcel."
When one person excretes in to another persons anus.
Tim an Kevin were playing pass the parcel, things were getting messy.
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To have a fart, but in front of family members, particularly your mother/grandmother
I'm so sorry, I have just delivered an air parcel
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A parcel of the arse variety, ie: a big steaming bog log!
'oy arse parcel! make me a brew you fuck!'
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(verb) the act of taking a parcel and placing it inside a woman's vagina forcibly.
Hurr she wasn't expecting that parcel force!
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