Verb: To fight in a car park
- Commonly outside of a place of work
I'm going to give Steve a car park education if he keeps rejecting my ideas.
To receive oral pleasure in the back of a car, often parked in the cinema car park or near the nightclub where you met your catch (often likely to be a right slut, or camped up mincer).
"Where's Robinson?"
"Oh he's singing into kitten's microphone in the back of his landrover. Those two love their Car Park Kareoke "
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The art of dancing in the urban style which is an infusion of 80's breakdancing and early 90's body popping, this activity is carried out under the influence of hard drugs and lots of alcohol (lashings of Carling) in a random car park (this could be your local chippy, to your large multiple DIY store) in a random place. Most popular in the Burton on Trent Region of Staffordshire. Original concept by the one and only Craven Crew.
A large group of intoxicated young men dancing, grooving, and shaking there thing to the sound of loud music within the confinement of a local car park, sometimes half naked! this is Car Park Grinding!
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Car park karaoke is another term for an outdoor blowjob
We were in the nightclub and I managed to pull this chick. We went outside and she sung down the purple headed microphone in a spot of car park karaoke.
The 2 terms 'car park karaoke' and purple headed microphone' are usually used in conjuction with each other.
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A kingdom, home to driver royalty such as King Papa Tomlinson III, he watches over his kingdom every night as he handbrake turns around the area whilst on balloons
Behold Tesco Car Park
In certain parts of Belfast if something costs 2 quid it might be referred to as 'Car Park Money'... Similar to the definition of 1 quid being a Yogi and the item you are paying for being also a Yogi
Worker: That's ยฃ1.60 please
Customer: Here is 2 quid
Worker: Ah, Car Park Money
That gross water in the gutters and in puddles usually on roads, in carparks and on paths, usually has a putrid colour and smell and un imaginable floaties
I was walking through the car park yesterday and stepped in a puddle and in splashed stale car park juice all over my new shoes!