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pearly gates

The lips and hood of a pierced vagina. When there's a piercing in there you see it like a pearl when you open them up.

Misty opened her pearly gates to show off her pussy piercing.

by Goldengamingod March 14, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


pearly mess

When a man unexpectedly cums in a girls mouth, you tickle her, she laughs, then dribbles the pearly mess all over her neck/chest

I gave that nasty bitch a pearly mess then told her to clean that shit up. She didn't laugh after that.

by soflokavadefanators October 14, 2015


pearly gates

Defines the gates (religious connotations) through which those souls of high virtue can pass once their bodily host deceases and they are admitted by St Peter.

A whole bunch of people died and came to heaven. They met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, and he directed them to a large tour bus behind them.

"Come on folks," he smiled, "It's time for your first tour around heaven."

So they all got on the bus, and Saint Peter was pointing out the sights as they went by. They came to a large, 12-foot tall brick wall, and he stopped the bus.

"Now, I'm going to ask you all to be very quiet as we go past this wall," Saint Peter said. All the people grudgingly complied, and they drove past the long, blank wall. When they got to the other side, someone asked:

"Saint Peter, why did we have to be quiet while going past that wall?"

"Oh," he laughed, "That's where all the Catholics are. They still think they're the only people up here."

by mandrake64 February 29, 2004

15๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


pearly shit

Some time after anal sex when you have dumped your load in the recievers arse...she/he crawls up onto your chest, squats and crimps out a pearly shit.

"My new girlfriend is into some really freaky shit....last night she sat on my chest and did a nasty little pearly shit!"

by SpnkFceSplt March 19, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


sharp and pearlies

Teeth. Patterned after "short and curlies" for pubes.

America is the world's number one denturocracy, where if you are even halfway serious you've got to have two perfect rows of sharp and pearlies.

by Fearman October 15, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


early pearly

a slang term used to describe premature ejactulation

"woops... early pearly."

by Liam Devowski January 21, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


pearly wig

When you shoot your load over a woman's hair resulting in a glistening pearly topping to her hair

Last night we got down to it and I gave her a Pearly wig

by Edd Pyke December 12, 2016