Pele

Former football player known best as the one who lost his virginity with a guy

Pelé debutó con un pibe

Maradona: Pele debutó con un pibe!

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Pele syndrome

Megalomania; Extreme vanity and conceit; Pele syndrome is characterized by an inflated sense of self-esteem and overestimation by persons of their own powers.

An older name for the mental condition is narcissitic personality disorder. In extreme cases, a person with the Pele syndrome might refer to themselves in the third person (as Pele himself).

Muhammad Ali ("I am the greatest"), Cristiano Ronaldo ("I am rich, famous, and a great player") are the prime examples of people with the Pele syndrome.

Leaders of religious cults and dictators usually have the Pele syndrome.

Historically, Alexander the Great and Joseph Stalin are said to have the Pele syndrome.

The prime example of someone with the Pele syndrome is Pele himself. In the last 40 years he has regularly come out with such pronoucements as "I am the greatest", "I am still the greatest", "There will never be another Pele", and the nugget "Every kid around the world who plays soccer wants to be Pele".

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flaming pele

A man will light the pubic hair of his female partner ablaze and then douse said blaze with a spectacular bicycle kick, to the adoration of tens of thousands of screaming fans.

Clay tried to give his woman a Flaming Pele, but had a coronary embolism and Zaz had to do the kick part. You shoulda seen the burnt pubes fly.

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Rusty Pele

When you save up your shit and mold it into a ball. Then you launch it at a girls face during intercourse and yell out GOAL!!!

Suzy felt like a champion after she got her rusty pele.

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Sticky Pele

The act of ejaculating onto your own foot, then flicking into the girl's face, a la scoring a soccer goal.

Did you bang Marissa last night?

Yeah, I was feeling especially limber after my workout, so I gave her the sticky pele.

Too bad SportsCenter won't put that on the Top 10 Plays.

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Mini Pele

One who is very talented at soccer ( futbol ) and plays varsity as a freashman, and has diadoras, and loves pumas. this person takes it in the abbs, went the puberty when he/she was in 4th grade, and LOVES "these things"

"James is such a Mini Pele"
"I heard he is better than becks!"
"He's the greatest"
"JAMES"

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stiff pele

When you kick someone in the balls and they have a boner.

George was being a dick so i gave him a stiff pele

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