Stonewall Penalty

In football, where an unambigous foul is committed in the penalty area. The prefix 'Stonewall' is used to highlight the obvious nature of the incident; stonewall being a particular type of wall used throughout Scottish highlands and other mountainous regions as they are really obvious and nobody ever walks into them, ever. Except the occasional rambling referee.

"The referee has walked right into that one! He must have been swayed by the fans here at Old Trafford. The player has been hacked down at the waist by a flying scissor kick just outside the six yard box but the ball has not been touched. That was a stonewall penalty."

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Penalty for Argentina

A term used to mock/make fun of the amount of penalties given to Argentina in the FIFA 2022 QATAR WORLD CUP

*Messi gets lightly tapped’
Referee: Penalty for Argentina!

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Spanish Penalty

It is one where the attacker goes into the defender - who does not get the ball - and the contact puts him over.

"I thought it (the penalty) was soft if I am being honest," Brendan Rodgers told Sky Sports News. "I would call that a Spanish penalty."

penalty box

a) where you don`t want to be when playing hockey
b) a synonym used to define a prison or a mental health institution when speaking to extremely small children.

under definition, if you hang out with the wrong crowd, you`ll some day end up in the penalty box.

penalty phase

The predictable 12-16 hour after-mexican-food, high-activity bathroom period, during which an asshole transplant becomes a serious consideration.

oh no! here it comes. it's been brewin' since last nite... burritos'n beers penalty phase imminent...LIQUID BROWN ALERT!

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Penalty Box

When you cum inside your girlfriend/wife too early and she makes you eat her out, cream-pie and all, immediately afterward as punishment.

Guy: ohhhh shit....
Girl: Did you really just cum already?!
Guy: yeah. Sorry...
Girl: Well, in the penalty box you go. This ones a five minute major

Miss Penalty

Messi's favourite thing. He did it everytime.

When getting penalty
Others: Score and celebrate
Messi: I will miss penalty and retire.

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