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Short form of the word 'performance'. Usually used in online foraa by members who have so much to post in so little time that they couldn't be arsed to write the whole word out.
Also used as a short form for 'perfume'.
John was so negative all the time that he just couldn't perf in bed.
Man this thread stinks. Pass the perf.
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Short form of "Perferated bowel".
Evan: Wow, that's just perf.
Josh: Perferated bowel?
Evan: Yes.
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A person typically in the teen or pre teen stage of life who believes she/he is a god. Such a person dedicates their life to achieving 1K likes on their Facebook photos and walk around the city with their squad believing they are unstoppable. Typical clothing items include Nike Air Force and Adidas superstar, some what scandalist clothing, huge gold watches and chains and a flat cap to top it all off.
Person 1: ughh... more perfs .... lets go.
Person 2: but they're everywhere
Person 1: .....
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Penis-Exclusive Radical Feminist. A feminist revision of the more commonly known slur, "TERF". Meant to clarify that rad fems don't exclude trans (since they accept trans men, or trans-identified females), but that they actually exclude penis (male-bodied persons, or men).
Her bio reads "PERF not TERF…PERF and proud".
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perf girl is a term used for someone who texts like this
'wuv u <3' 'sowwwyyyy :(('
and will often pay you compliments for no reason
for example, you're sat, minding your own business and perf girl says 'omg you could literally be a model you're so perf'
this is what we call a 'perf attack' and it means you have been sniped by a perf girl. there are three main ways you can respond
1- simple but effective
'thank you so much'
2- play a bit of perf tennis
'no but have you seen your hair is literally perf I love it'
3- the avoider
Perf girl: you're so perf'
the avoider: 'fuck that im out' *runs away*
a perf girl will also probably come as a duo with her 'wooja boyfriend' who is a soft boy and they will often both post tiktoks of each other on their stories
the term 'wooja boyfriend' is used towards a perf girl's boyfriend and someone cannot be a wooja boyfriend if their other half is not the most perf girly in the worldy <33333
the name 'perf girl' is used to give a name to somebody who possesses such 'pick me' and 'uwu' traits
the word perf is also used to symbolise a perf girl's way of speaking
e.g.
A: 'omg you're soooo perf'
B: 'no you're so perf you could be a model'
the conversation above is used in m0ckery of a perf girl
the word perf is a shortened way of saying perfect but SHOULD NOT BE USED UNIRONICALLY, only call someone perf if you are
A: have u seen wooja on perf girl's story?
B: no ill look now
...
B: OH MY GOD LOOK HE HAS A ROSE IN HIS MOUTH
so, in conclusion, 'perf/perf girl' are both terms used to mock a girl who is insanely fake and appears to be nice but will also sit with you at lunch and say 'omg are you really eating ALL OF THAT??? me and my tiny stomach could never' if you're reading this, fuck perf. eat it bae
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perf: short answer for perfect.
makes you sound SUPER cool like Jasmine Marshall.
shes god <3
Courtney: i wish i was as cool as Jasmine
Random Person: no ones as cool as Jasmine, but maybe just start saying perf like she does, and it will make you cooler
Courtney: your right! Jasmine is god and i wanna be cool! perf perf perf
Emmah: courtney your almost as cool as Jasmine!
Courtney: PERF!
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To perform a dangerous maneuver (that may result in varied consequences or absolute victory).
"I was strolling through china town and no one was guarding the fireworks, so I perfed the whole fucking rack."
"Dude how much you wanna bet I can perf Brittany tonight?"
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