Petch

A broadly applicable, inoffensive term for fecal matter, rubbish, or unfavourable circumstance.

This show is petch;
Can we pull over? I gotta go petch!
What's that petch?!
... and then he dumped me.

Wow.. that's petch..

petch

A wild attack of the face, arms, and neck.

She's petching again. Call emergency medical services. I fear the worst is yet to come.

Petch

Princes Peach... but better

I'M PRINCESS PETCH! WYEAH!

Petched

When your team gets wrecked in the first push because you got shot behind cover

Raider: Holy shit dude! We just got petched!
Raider 2: What the fuck is this server

Petched

Petrified "Petched" refers to have an absolute STONE HARD BOOOOONERRRR.

Origin: Medusa turns people into stone and in doing so they are left looking PETRIFIED. "Rock hard"

"yooo im soo petched right now."
"That girl over there got me petched bro.""