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Guys on gay hookup sites who get off on the idea of man-on-man sex, but are afraid actually do it. Instead, they message guys and masturbate while "planning" a hookup (where, when, who's going to do what to whom). Once they get off, they disappear (either go offline or delete profile) only to re-appear a few days or weeks later to do it again.
"Had another masturb-planner message me on Grindr today. Disappeared after I told him I was totally into all the things he liked, I have a 10" dick and was free now"
someone who hides bananas in public areas
Person: Don't tell anyone, but I'm the nanner planner
Person: what the fuck are you talking about
A planner whore is a professional, who works for an urban planning company or organization, which takes orders like a Jarvis street hooker. The planner whore does not have much decision making ability and often does what they are told. The planner whore is also called The Jowett.
Client #9: TAKE IT! YOU'LL TESTIFY AT THE OMB IN FAVOUR OF THIS DEVELOPMENT PROPOSAL!
Planner Whore: Would you like a cleveland steamer as well?
Client #9: I want a cleveland steamer once you are done TESTIFYING ON MY BEHALF! TAKE IT! PACK IT IN!