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An orgasm in a voicebox. He pulls off the dirty-talking better than anyone else.
From The Bed Remix featuring Plies:
"She Feel Like She In Heat I Been Feenin For Her I Couldnt Touch Her All
Week I Told To Get Naked And Be Watin On Top Of The Sheets I Wanted So Bad When
I Seen I Aint Had Time To Speak I Told Her On My Sholders Is Wear I Want To See Her
Feet I Put A Pillow Behind Her head board So It Wouldnt Squeak And Put Her Hands Around
My Waist And Told Her To Push Me Deep."
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A rapper who has exploited the ignorance of the massive consumer culture of rap music, Plies is an entrepreneur who created a goon alter-ego to make money off of people who are stupid enough to buy into his lyrics and the goon lifestyle.
He's also apparently popular and infamous enough that even the internets have started to hate on him.
"Did you read that UrbanDictionary post about Plies? Apparently someone got offended by his (ostensibly unwarranted) success and decided to talk shit about him on a website he will never visit."
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1. Somebody who talks and or acts like an idiot even though they know better.
2. A Florida rapper ashamed of his educated background and in favor of his retarded sounding alter ego.
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Jermaine: ay bruh bruh, tel ny nga who got a prblm wit me he cen git it naam tann bout? I finna beat ny pussay azz nigga dat gots a prblm wit me naam saan?
Marques: Jermaine, stop being a Plies! You weren't raised like that, you are not from the ghetto, you went to college and are educated, so stop talking like a retard and trying to be hood! If you keep pretending to be a thug one of these days you'll get yourself killed by a real thug.
Jermaine: but I wants people to think I'm cool! Being smart isn't cool nomore, naam taan bout?
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Plies: Ay yo bih, dis ya lil ol Plies talkin, n I be lookin' 4 a fine lil bussit baby, naam sayin? I be trynna git her nimba bruh bruh, n I'm a goon, I rlly b n dem streetz bruh, I'm sippin on dat yike, pussy nigga mess wit me he ain't gon make it bike, modafucka itz sweet pussay satday, I finna git ma dick sucked bruh bruh, n u no, ppl say im not lyrical bruh, but dat ain't my fault bih, I dropped outta college bih, ain't earned my degree, naam taan bout bruh bruh?
Smart person: oh shut up already, and stop talking like a retard when you can actually speak properly, you can we've heard you in interviews. You don't live the thug life you stole all your rap material from your brother's life. You went to college and are somewhat educated, and just because you dropped out that isn't an excuse for your bad lyrical abilities, I mean look at Nas, he didn't even go to college and he's 100 times more lyrical than you could ever hope to be.
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Plies born Algernod Lanier Washington on July 1, 1976. The rapper derived the stage name Plies from hometown Fort Myers that calls most money-making drug dealers by the slank. He grew up in the small stateside of East Dunbar and as soon as graduating from Fort Myers High School in 1994, Plies pursued his passion in music. He became interested in rap and joined his older brother Ronell Levatte to run Big Gates Record
He never dreamed of stepping out beyond what he got and he never even realized his capability. Plies, a rapper from Fort Myers, Florida helped people reaching their success in music but initially didn't know that his talent was what the industry have been dying for. Debut album 'The Real Testament' was sold more than 96,000 units in the first week of its release, dethroning Common from his comfortable seat at #2 in Billboard Hot 200. Few weeks prior to that, his first single 'Shawty' featuring T-Pain peaked at #10 in Billboard Singles Chart, earning him a reputation hard to compete. Next he will release a new single called 'Hypnotized' that receives the production of the unquestionable Akon and the singer slash producer's guest feature
Latest Albums
The Real Testment
Defenition Of Real
Da REAList
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To be made of dookie. Just a really bad person.
Jim Bob: Did you see that girl who wrote #plis on her Instagram?
Dale Derkson: Yeah.
Jim Bob: Apparently, she eats babies!
Dale Derkson: Doesn't surprise me. She also regularly cheats on her husband... with me.
Jim Bob: DUDE! I am not okay with that.
Dale Derkson: That's why I shot you.
Jim Bob: Oh dukes! Is that what this red stuff on my shirt is.
Dale Derkson: What did you think it was?! What else could that possible be?
Jim Bob: ...strawberry jam
Dale Derkson: Why...on earth... would it be strawberry jam?
Jim Bob: I don't know! I'm kind of a messy eater. Don't really have my life together, you know? Sometimes feel like I just need someone to talk to about... what are you dong?
Dale Derkson: Taking a picture of you and me for the gram, #plis, you know. Try to stop bleeding so much: I want to get in close for the shot. My phone only does like...narrow frame selfies. I don't have that new Iphone you see Will smith with.
Jim Bob: *deep sigh* okay. Kind of losing consciousness, so
Dale Derkson: Say *Jim Bob collapses* Bro, you're being really rude right now. Bet all your posts end with #plis.
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experience in the sleek art of theft, not a random theif but a smart, sly, and sleek one. Skill in what they do not force and intimidation. REAL theif
He a plied, house your shit you wont know until the next day, wont see him or feel him, like a ghost, a real proffesional, smart.
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