Plonk

An expression that connotes a deep sexual desire for the addressee. Mostly included in the vocabulary of crackwhores, camilles, and other strange women. A sign to avoid the speaker at all costs

her "PLONK"

him "haha what's that..."

her "an........ onomatopoeia?"

him "BITCH YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND DON'T CALL ME AGAIN."

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Plonk

the sound Cho produces in her wild habitat to attract Led.

Cho: PLONK!
Led: TARGET ACQUIRED, STALKING MODE ON.

PLONK

Person of Little Or NO Knowledge

Especially relating to women in traditional male roles such as officers

The new cop is a right PLONK

Plonked

When something is dumped in front of you.

I will just use whatever is plonked in front of me.

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plonking

The process of providing oral sex on a man's penis whilst he is on the lavoratory excreting faeces.

Jane (or Fred) was plonking George last night

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{PLONK}

the sound shit makes when it breaks the surface of the water
and touches the bottom of the toilet, followed by an up splash of water/urine touching ones ass

guy: *shits*...*{PLONK} sound*
guy: urgh....*shudders as he feels the water touch his ass*

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Plonk

Staying in bed for an extended or exaggerated amount of time; sleeping, watching movies, or cuddling with a partner, or a group.

I feel so lazy, I plonked for 5 hours before deciding to do my laundry.

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