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someone who is scared of and gets attacked by squirrels is a plonker.
A game similar to conkers that involves two men and their genitalia.
Each man takes it in turn to whack the opponents balls with their penis. The receiver must ensure that their penis is held firmly up and out of the firing line so as not to interfear with a clean whack. This is repeated until the lesser man concedes defeat and the dispute is settled.
"Man i think your girlfriends hot; I'll give you a game of plonkers for her"
Nursery word for poos, after the 'plonk' they make when they hit the water.
Oh look, you forgot to flush the toilet and it's full of plonkers!
To be so drunk you're unable to remember the meaning of certain words.
Gerry: You were fairly hammered last night.
Keith: I was off me bleedin plonker I was!!!!!!! Yeeoooww!!!!
Plonker:
Person of Little Or No Knowledge and Electrical Retarded
Ever got an Electrical shock because of sheer stupidty,therefore you are a PLONKER
Gerry: Man, you were hammered last night.
Keith: I know, I was outta me bleedin plonker I was!!!! Yeoooww!!!
1. A person who "plonks" all the time
2. A very lazy person
3. A procrastinator
My boyfriend is such a plonker; he stays in bed all day on weekends.