Random
Source Code
Random
PREmenstrual syndrome. I'm surprised to see how dumb people are. This is NOT a period!! This is a time BEFORE a period when there are hormonal imbalances causing the symptoms that men hate. But woman can't help it so don't criticize them because you don't know what it's like.
Sometimes I feel stupid afterward when I overreact about things because of my bad PMS...
485👍 180👎
The week or so of month where girls expirience horrible pain, crazy mood swings, blood streaming out of their vagina, and the desire to curl up in a ball and possibly never move again.
And the thing is guys are right, girls are crazy ass bitches when they are pmsing but they complain about girls using pms as an excuse to bitch and not give blow jobs or have sex. Hey how bout you try getting repeatedly getting kicked in the balls and gut while having a cotton stick shoved up your ass and act normal.
It's not that big of a deal if you give girls a little space when she's being bitchy and not complain bout getting no ass.
guy: babe wanna suck my dick
girl: I hope you drop dead
guy: jeez your a real bitch
girl: go away
guy: this sucks balls
girl: *pulls out a knife
guy: oh jeezus she's pmsing
16👍 3👎
A phrase used by an asshat man as an argument-ending device to discredit a woman's entirely valid criticisms of him, especially to a public audience of other males.
The use of the phrase 'pre-menstrual' will be applied regardless of what point in her menstrual cycle she is, or if she even menstruates at all.
Any attempt to point this inaccuracy out will be shouted down with an exclamation of "Ew! TMI!"
Female Coworker: Harry, could you please not loudly discuss your sex tour to Amsterdam whilst I am on the phone to a client? It is rather unbusinesslike.
Male Asshat Coworker: Oooo... *to whole office* SALLY'S PMSing! Run for your lives!
173👍 66👎
Men act like it is a big deal to them but to a girl it is an even bigger deal because they are the ones going through it.
Katie: that answer is wrong
Bob: OMG UR PMSing PLEASE DONT ATTACK ME
Katie: wtf
12👍 2👎
when a girl is on her period and gets mad when you say something that would normally just piss her off a little bit.
this is probably because she's experiencing horrible cramps while at the same time being accused of using her period as an excuse not to please her man.
whoever thinks a period is torture for MEN is seriously misguided. swallow a ravenous squirrel, sit there until it claws itself out while a tampon is up your ass and maybe you'll feel differently.
not all girls go through bad PMS, like me, for instance. i'm lucky that way, I usually just curl up in pain and try to avoid any talking.
671👍 292👎
PMS stands for premenstrual Syndrome. Guys often refer it to the worst time of the month and think that every time that a girl is mad that they're pmsing. PMSing includes cramps, tiredness and crying about a blanket that doesn't cover your feet.
Sally: ugh why can't you just do this right Jim!
Jim: someone's pmsing
Sally: ( - J - )
16👍 3👎