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politics

The art of making it look like you are actually helping those that your represent in a government organization while actually creating more problems and blaming them on other politiicans so you can get re-elected.

Politics is the root of all evil.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

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politics

The bizarre sexual act of masturbating over an anthill, clogging up the entry point, and killing thousands of innocents in the process.

"Let's talk politics."
"Get your brain out of your pants!"

by Sakhalin Cruschev April 12, 2006

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politics

the most evil and destructive force known to man.

politics has and will always hurt more people than it helps.

by Judge Fudge August 12, 2006

55๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


politics

A summary of American politics goes as follows IMHO:

A Republican thinks he is doing the will of God.

A Democrat thinks he IS God.

Republican: This is what Jesus would want! Bombings, oil pipelines, war, huge deficits...surely God agrees with the PNAC mission statement for America to dominate the world!

Democrat: If Jesus were alive today, he would be a Democrat, because He was incapable of sin, just like all Democrats are! We Democrats exist solely oppose the evil, satanist Nazithuglikkkanazis, just like Jesus!

by Duck Mama March 15, 2005

625๐Ÿ‘ 174๐Ÿ‘Ž


politics

A game where mortals playing themselves off as gods.

Kerry is perfect
Bush is perfect
Kerry is perfect
Bush is perfect

by Galen Deepinglen August 4, 2004

124๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


politics

the ability to spoonfeed the masses bullshit and make them think they are eating sugar, no matter what side you are on

If you beleive Bush is not in bed with Clinton then you have no idea what politics are all about

by MEATLOGO February 21, 2006

232๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


politics

lying, cheating, stealing

if you don't know a way to fix the economy or improve local schools, please don't lie to the public

by stan March 17, 2005

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