poof

one who takes pleasure in homosexuality

you are such a poof stop looking at my dick

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Poofing

Verb.
The illegal act of styling the hair in a way to achieve extremely messy lift and tangles, in hopes of achieving power.

Markiplier: "No! I will NOT poof the hair. Poofing is highly illegal! You all know that!"

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poof

Release of gas from a princess, referred to as poof as p is the first letter in princess. Only to be used when she is your baby. You love her regardless of her faults especially her poofs.

POOF?
Did you just poof Carol???
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Still love you tho

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poof

something that is blown up, or enlarged.

something a magician does

"her dress is poofy"
"thats a bit poofed up"
"poof and it appeared"

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poofs

A group of queers who are in between gay and strait.

"Oh,me and Fanny are right poofs. Atleast I hope we are."

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poof

a term that is used to make unwanted company disappear. by simply pointing your finger and muttering poof at any one individual, you can make them 'go away' if only blocking them from your mind.

jessica was all like poof and justin was gone

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The Poof

The Poof is a huge fart exposed in baby powder. As seen on the movie Jackass 2.5 where Johnny Knoxville adds baby powder on Wee Man's butt so he can fart, but unfortunately he crap himself.

Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville and this is The Poof.

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