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A girl is a popsicle if she stops her slutty friend from having oral sex. Also know as cock block
A: I really want to hook up with Brooke, but her best friend is such a popsicle
B: Yea, with her around youll hever get any head
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Some guy said that a popsicle is when a guy put his penis in to a ass full of shit and take it out...
girl-put it up my ass now
boy-yeah oh yeah I feel great..
girl- now take it out..take it out out ahh..
boy- ahhh shit...oh no what have i done....let me smell it..ahhh hummm ewww a popsicle
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What Mandy likes when talking on the phone.
"I can't get on the phone yet."
"Why not?"
"I need a popsicle!"
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What Mandy likes when talking on the phone.
"I can't get on the phone yet."
"Why not?"
"I need a popsicle!"
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when you freeze your shit and use it as a dildo
i love the cooling sensation of my popsicle
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When you fail a skateboarding trick in a way that lands the board vertically between the concrete and your nuts.
Prima: Matt was trying to do a mid-air kickflip, but the board got away from him and went right between his legs. He's in the hospital, they don't know if he'll ever have kids.
Secunda: Popsicled!
When it's so cold out that you get frostbite on your penis.
"Hey tom, last night I was masturbating outside and I got a popsicle."
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