ass portal

A new and groundbreaking game where you dive into the colon. The main prize in said Ass Portal game is the snow dog and you use portals to study the humans digestive tract.

"Woah dude I can't wait for Ass Portal 2 to come out!"
"Yeah I know dude I'm going to grind for the snow dog as soon as I get it!"

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organic portal

A person who serves no purpose other than to eat and shit.
A moron. A shithead. A fuckstick. An idiot. A dumbass.

That dude Ed is nothing but an organic portal.

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Butt Portal

Magical portal of the butt-ox of which many different things can enter and exit.

Datmodz is getting a tattoo of a treasure goblin entering his butt portal.

Big John just took that guys butt portal to sexy land.

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Portal High

The feeling of total happiness when one finally beats the highly addicting yet highly frustrating game Portal produced by the Valve Corporation.

Cody laughed his ass off for an hour straight during his Portal high after finally beating the game.

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portal astrology

When anxious college applicants believes that any changes in their college admissions portal indicates whether or not they have been accepted or rejected. Commonly discussed about online on college-admissions forums.

"OMG MY PORTAL TEXT SHIFTED ONE PIXEL TO THE LEFT!!!"

"Bro OMG mine didn't. I think you got in!!! I believe in portal astrology"

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Transunteragonal Portal

A portal that takes a person from the enterance to a subway station to space. These portals are invisible to all with impure gnoll heritage. Such a portal has been known to be used by Crazy Eddy to get from Toronto to Mars.

"Shit son where did Crazy Eddy go?"

"He probably used his Transunteragonal Portal to get to his poon palace on Mars"

"Nope he's over there, he was just behind that Alaskan shrub for a second"

"Oh"

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nether portal

The Nether Portal is a gateway to a Hell-like demesion in the pixal video game Minecraft

"I'm building the nether portal from the obsidian I mined."

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