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An odd gimick that seems to make no sense at all. Used in televised adverts and only suceeds in confusing the audience. The creation of Pot Noodle.
Pot Noodle failed when they invented the 'Pot Noodle Horn'.
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the pot noodle horn is a horn thats perfect for annoying teachers all through the year especially history teachers. It is a school hero!
teacher: who killed JFK?
(pot noodle horn blows)
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When you fuck her so hard that it just pokes out of the pants
Her: oh my god Jimmy do you have the pot noodle
Him: No "nocks over glass of wine"
Her: Jimmy I think u have it
Him: Fuck I'm caught
A slang term for the effects of excess consumption of marijuana. Pot = marijuana, noodle = head/brain, thus pot noodle = marijuana head/brain.
Don't even listen to him, he's got pot noodle. It's okay, he'll be fine in the morning.
A man, a bum, a right little munter named Freddie Lawton
You pot noodle looking bastard
A religion of which Draco Malfoy is the father Damon Salvatore is the son and Peppa Pig is the Holy Spirit
“Bro wats ur religion”
“Pot noodle soup religion innit g”
A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.
They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?
What?
Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!