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The reason why most idiots are on this planet. Without it, we wouldn't need to believe in better places such as Heaven and Cancuun
Premature ejaculation is the most common reason why half the world exists.
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when you cum in a (hopefully) pussy before you wish you could thus destroying 70-90% of the pleasure. usualy caused by being overly horny and getting too excited.
jeff:how was last night with cindaayy?
jerry: it was awful, i had a premature ejaculation in her faggot pussy!
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The thing that happened to Jim (from AMERICAN PIE) when he was tryint to finger the hot exchange student
1) Don't ever tell another man that you prematurely ejaculate or else he's going to unevitablty laugh at your loser face.
2) If you are a premature ejaculator die.
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Something Doop does alot with his mom.
"Damnit Doop, stop fucking your mom!"
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when anything or anyone has any form of sex with the musician LIGHTS.
No shit man, of course premature ejaculation took place when he had sex with lights
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a girl who is so intensely attractive that she causes a guy spill his load too soon, thus inducing a premature ejaculation.
much to her chagrin, jessica was a premature ejaculation inducer. all of her sexual encounters lasted only a few moments; her hottness was to blame for the rapid ejaculatory speed of her male partners.
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A women who comes so hard with a man inside her that her vaginal contractions push the penis out before the man gets to come
Guy #1: So I get my cock hard enough to get inside her with the condom on and then after just a couple of minutes she starts coming so hard that it pushes me out and I get too soft to get it back in.
Guy #2: Damn, I hate being with women who suffer from female premature ejaculation.
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