While trying to take a dump, somone walks in on you
i hate that
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A person that crosses boundaries into someone's private life. Butts into personal life.
Example 1:"What are you doing?"
"That is none of your business, stop being such a privacy rapist."
Example 2: "I was just sitting on my porch, minding my own business, and this privacy rapist kept staring at me."
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a commonly believed myth of the 21st century. The perfect example of an oxymoron.
Some people believe in magic, bigfoot, and the Loch Ness monster...many more believe they have internet privacy
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An error that appears on Chrome-based browsers (Brave, Iridium, Chromium, Comodo Dragon, etc.) when :
1. You make a typo for your target site. (like googlr. com instead of google. com)
2. Your target site certificate expires or you set your date incorrectly.
3. Your target site/school or university Wi-Fi connection certificate is self-signed.
4. Your target site uses an obscure cert provided by current DigiCert members (Verizon, Thawte, RapidSSL, GeoTrust, TrustAsia).
5. You go to weird sites with weird domain extensions.
6. You go to a site that contains a product name owned by some company (e.g. aaa. com, owned by bbb. com)
To trigger any of these but 5., you have to type "https".
Privacy Error. Your connection is not private. Attackers might try to steal your information from ???.com (for example, passwords, messages, or credit cards). Learn More.
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A product put out by Cinco, the Privacy Helmet is specially designed so that the user's roommate can have sex in his or her dorm room in complete privacy, while the subject using the helmet is still in the roommate's presence. The helmet emits a deafening sound and blinding mace in order to ensure the user does not sneak a peek at the sexual activity taking place in the dorm room.
I'll do you a solid, bro...you two can bang in the dorm, and I'll wear the Cinco Privacy Helmet.
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Something meant to be barged upon rather than you keeping to yourself
You'll never get privacy
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A privacy policy is the state of action where company procedure regarding personal information is shown to punters (potential clients). This is aimed to set them at ease regarding thier information, although since it is a policy and not a contract, it can be broken with internal permission.
Forget a lame privacy policy- we've got a privacy contract!
--From some internet security site I encountered some time ago.
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