1. noun
To procrastinate by means of masturbating.
2. noun
To procrastinate while masturbating.
1. I still have to write this eulogy, but I just keep procrasturbating all night.
2. Well, I was gonna masturbate, but I kinda ended up writing this eulogy instead. You know me and procrasturbation.
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(v) To waste time pleasuring oneself.
Background: Term coined by Bernard Bangwanger to accurately describe his daily activities.
Having nothing else to do, Bernard decided to procrasturbate until he passed out.
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The masturbatory, obssessive self indulgence of procrastination.
Instead of writing my essay i engaged in shameful, all day, procrasturbation.
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Aus. v. The art of postponing work to meet with Pamela Handerson.
Whilst I was urgently required to complete a report I did not want to work on, I was also in need of dishonorable discharge. So I started to procrasturbate.
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Masturbating instead of doing pressing work; using masturbation as a way of putting something off
I have a paper due tomorrow morning, but I haven't gotten anything done and I'm tired now because of my extensive procrasturbation.
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Procrastinating by masturbating, that's when you have to do something and you just start jacking off instead.
'' Stop procrasturbating everytime and start thinking of getting your shit done, dude.''
'' Procrasturbation is my hobby ''
The act of jerking off as a way of putting off schoolwork or other shitty, unpleasant tasks.
-Hey man did you write your paper yet?
-Well I was about to start it, but instead I looked at porn and spent the whole afternoon procrasturbating.
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