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When you propose to someone by shitting in your hand and if they say yes then you smear it on their hand instead of a ring
Jennifer: Did you hear that Bill is marrying his girlfriend? It was so cute!
Bill: It was a poop proposal.
Jennifer: EWW!
A Modest Proposal is when somebody suggests that eating babies might not be such a bad idea. This is taken from the satirical book of the same name written by Jonathan Swift in 1729. He frankly suggested that poor people ought to sell their children as food to the upper class in order to stimulate the economy and bring Ireland out of a sort of depression. Here's an excerpt: "A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragoust."
Jane- "That infant child looks delicious. I think we should eat him."
John- "That sounds like a modest proposal to me."
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when one "pops the question" by exposing his dick with wedding ring on the tip of his pecker.
if answered yes the other must orally remove the ring off the cock.
if answered no the ring must be used to jerk off in front of the other.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM GETTING MARRIED.
Girl 2: oh my gosh how did he propose
Girl 1: well it was a penis proposal.
Girl 2: a what?
Girl 1: so we were in the car driving home when he all of a sudden whipped his dick out.
Girl 2:.....
Girl 1: but on the end of his GIANT dick was beautiful diamond studded wedding ring, so then i blew him to get the ring off.
the extreme mania that surrounds wedding proposal culture
hey did you see Rita's engagement photos? the ones she posted on facebook because privacy is no longer a thing? it's such proposal porn
when a chicano gets his old lady pregnant and they have no choice but to get married.
Lil' Puppet: hey foo, you ever gonna marry your hyna, Mousie, a?
Joker: chale ese, i proposed a couple weeks ago
Lil' Puppet: for reals foo? congratulations a
Joker: for reals, she tolls me she was pregnant and i was all, "for reals? we better get married a."
Lil' Puppet: thas the chicano proposal right there mang, thas wassup vato.
Inappropriate propositions of group sex with a midget/team of midgets.
Failure to get the get the bill passed on the first three occasions left robert with no option but to envoke the beckett proposal.
"Twins had always intrigued me"
Thought Emma, but she had never expected to hear herself excepting the Beckett Proposal. See Spit Roast
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Indecent proposal by married men for sex is not appreciated by single ladies
The rock star made a indecent proposal towards the single lady for sex and she refused
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