put-on

To suddenly use a mask of superficial personality or emotion to cover your real one, around everyone or a certain people to make them either:

1. like you

2. dislike you

3. feel sorry for you, or

4. be downright confused.

Also can be referred to as two faced.

1. Jared is such a put-on when he brings me around his guys!

2. When she started crying and feeling sorry for herself, I could tell it was a put-on.

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Put Put

another name for a moped or a 125cc motocycle

Hey, look at him thinkin he's all that on his li'l put put

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Putted

A farting noise so brief it sounds like putting a golf ball

John: You might wanna leave Mike.
Mike: Why?
John: I just putted

puts

A jewish slang for penis.

Uhh, stop being such a putz.

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put it there

To seal a deal with a handshake.

I look forward to working with you. Put it there.

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Putting

I) That awkward sound when you walk into a bathroom and you hear someone who couldn't physically hold it in ..

II) The sound you make when it ejects like a pellet gun.

Dave: Oh man, I just walked into the bathroom and heard another guy putting..
Matt : Putting?
Dave: as in putt putt putt putt putt

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put on

when someone gives you an artist to listen to, or something in general to check out

James put on Michael to Yeat, now Michael loves Yeat

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