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Qi Vampire

1) An individual whose presence in your life results in most of your interactions with them leaving you drained, spent, and feeling like your own Qi ("life force" energy in Traditional Chinese Medicine) has been sucked right out of you; 2) A two-legged spiritual and/or emotional parasite of epic proportions; 3) That friend who always has some sort of disaster going on in their life that they can't help but impose into YOUR life each time.

My friend's divorce was over five years ago, but every ongoing battle with his ex, over cash and kids, gets described to me in minute detail on a daily basis. The man is a Qi vampire!

by Phuqit January 25, 2010

1136πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


En Qi

Pretty ,sweet, loving , extreme girlfriend material, lazy , cute and very funny , is very clumsy and can’t read directions

Person 1: where is En Qi ?
Person 2 : she is definitely lost .
En Qi: where am I ?

by Honest dude 101 February 5, 2020

25πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


zhi qi

Beautiful yet sensitive. If guys were to woo her, she would reconsiderate and choose the best personality person amongst the few guys. Zhi Qi is a veryfunny and cheerful person that everyone adore. However, she is easily unhappy with tiny things. She would be like an angel when she smiles or laughs but a devil if she screams or shouts.

Wonderful girl. Zhi Qi is always there for her friends when they face any trouble. However, Zhi Qi will ignore people who make her unhappy.

by Tree Potatoes+ Wah Banana September 6, 2017


asshole qi

The circulating life force in and around a person’s anal sphincter according to Chinese philosophy and medicine.

For years I had been working on my asshole qi when hunting for a parking space; I’ve found that this simple practice has benefited me much more than I ever anticipated.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019


Shi qi

Poetic and weird at the same time, Shi qi is a charming little girl who is crazy in a good and fun way! She might seem retarded, but she'd be knowing her stuff. Playful and hardworking at the same time, she's the perfect mix!

Being both an extroverted introvert , Shi qi loves talking and the attention! She also loves talking to people and making new buddies! However when shes not in the mood, she can be shy and deemed as indifferent.

She can be the sweetest girl you've ever seen if she adores you. Shi qi will always be loyal af to you and only you. She'll love you till you feel like you're the only one in the world! Shi qi will shower you with lots of affection and gifts like nobody else!

However, don't get on her bad side, as she is a demon in the making! Make her go berserk and you'll see for yourself what it is like living in hell. Easily jealous and possessive, you won't want anybody laying a finger on her boo!

Shi qi is very extreme and love a lot but hates a lot too!

There goes Shi qi again! Being all crazy and retarded.

by 122lucifer January 4, 2018

18πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Qi-deviation

The overdrive of qi-energy within one's body with results in explosion of organs and bleeding from all points of human body. This term comes from Anciet Chinese medicine and was popularised by danmei fandom. Term is used on Anciet Chinese Gay Fantasy twitter to express strong feelings such as exhaustion, exasperation and intens fangirling and just dieing for your favorite content.

Mio: oh my dianxia, I'll go in full qi-deviation if donghua shows us scene with topless San Lang.

Run: The last chapter was full of knifes, I was near to qi-deviet

by Liuqinggeownsmyass December 5, 2019

33πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


liu qi

a god-tier vocal

A: Wow, liu qi sings so well !
B: I miss liu qi

by tzl67 June 8, 2021