Racoon

A guy that prefers trashy girls.

Joe prefers trashy girls to quality ones because he's a total racoon

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Racoon

A really cute black and gray creature that whenever it's really stressed it gives a really stinky smell that nobody likes..
But it still cute doe!

Dude i just watched a video of a racoon eating grapes
funniest shit i've ever seen

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Racooned

When someone tries to get you try some food or beverage that they know tastes bad.

This tastes nasty, here try it. No, I don't want to be racooned

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Racoon

John Marston.

"Where is that damn racoon!" yelled out rat-faced Micah. "Marston!"

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the racoon

When you make her put on a fur coat ,stick your penis in her butt and give her two black eyes

Last night she was wearing a fur coat so I have her the racoon after she pissed me off.

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Corporate racoon

A person—a scavenger of sorts, who, throughout the
course of the workday, roams his/her company halls, meeting rooms and
cavernous spaces in search of any kind of food or drink—even of the stale
variety. Because of the corporate racoon’s cheap nature and “if it’s free,
I’ll take it! Even if it’s garbage” mentality, this character doesn't care
what it is as long it can be stuffed down his/her throat.

Example 1:
"Dude, look at Hank scrunched in the corner over there. Is he scarfing down
that old-ass sandwich?"

"Yikes, Hank, you hungry much? Those sandwiches are from a meeting that finished five hours ago. That meat looks sick and the mayonnaise stinks. You sick bastard."

"Hey man, can't help it. I'm a Corporate racoon. I obviously need help."

“Help? Dude, you’re disgusting. Throw that shit out.”

Example 2:
"Hey, Trisha, where'd you get the turkey wrap?"

"I was walking by the conference room and scarfed it from leftovers from that meeting that ended three hours ago, before they cleaned up the mess."

"Disgusting -- you are nothing but a corporate racoon."

Racoon Dip

A “Racoon Dip” is when you teabag a gaping ass hole and then you lay it on her eyes. First quoted by Frank Kramer from the esteemed “FHFU” (Frosty Heidi and Frank Unsensored) podcast.

Guy 1: Dude I want to try something crazy with my woman.

Guy 2: Give her the 'ol Racoon Dip!

Guy 1: That's a damned good idea, man!

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