Red Robin Prank

This is an activity done at Red Robin by saying it is someone's birthday when it is indeed not their birthday. The people known to participate in such an embarrassing, deceitful prank are: members of a sports team, a person's closest friends and enemies, or hobos who are just mooching a Sunday and a thirty second claim to fame for them. Some will refer to this activity as karma for said victim, however, it is just a mean prank done to ostracize, humiliate, and isolate this innocent person. This person will make his or herself look even more dumb by clapping along until they catch on it's THEIR "birthday." The accusers will then tell the victim to go into their birthday suit because they're a bunch of perverts. Not to mention, it will probably be the victim's birthday in 23 days anyway.

Lacrosse team: *whispers to server, "Hey, the pretty girl on the team down there, yeah it's her birthday.
Red Robin: Happy happy happy birthdayyy
Julie (victim of this Red Robin Prank): Oh you didn't. OH NO YOU DIDN'T! Aww team, you flatter me (while simultaneously plotting each and every individuals death.)

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red robin's egg

the act of placing one's scrotum into another's beer or other beverage without their knowledge or consent, prior to serving.

great, now the girl i red robin's egged wants to make out

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red robin burger

What a female gives to guys so she can ride their camaro because she's a prostitute

Jessabelle said she would give lucifer a Red Robin burger for a ride in his camaro

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red robin rash

When Red Robin's burgers and salsa make you shit uncontrollably and get a rash around your ass.

I got Red Robin rash last time I ate Red Robin's burgers.

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eat out at red robin

When you have oral sex with a girl named robin when she is on the rag

Guy 1: (comes from bedroom back to party with blood on face) what's up guys?

Party Guy 1: HAHAHA did you just eat out at red robin?! HAHAHA

Guy 1: (wipes blood off face and runs out the door crying)

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Red Robin

So you've just been fired by your partner's sucessor?

Do you feel betrayed?

BECOME RED ROBIN! RESTART YOUR SOLO SERIES! TEAM UP WITH YOUR EX? GET YOUR PRE-ESTABLISHED HISTORY RETCONNED! YOU CAN DO IT!

"Tim, I get that you need a new identity, but Red Robin is kinda-"

"SHUT UP, RIC!"

Red Robin

When you’re banging a girl and you go down on her only to find the irony of her being on her period. So being the gentleman you are you still come up with blood on your lip to say “YUM”.

I just gave my girl the Red Robin.