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when you give it to a girl so good, you have to make her wait for more.
man, my girl wants it all the time(cause i'm so good)
i had to put her on dic-restrict!
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When a little fat boy chokes his little chode with his stumpy little fat boy fingers
Little charlie boy had a restricted pig in his hand
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The code name for a list of reasons why a woman should wear a corset during sex (Corset Sex). The list differs slightly in length and content from female to female, but it almost always includes:
- Curvier figure (breasts pushed up and together, waist slimmed)
- Makes breathing faster and shallower during sex.
Guy 1: Apparently Emily always wears a 18" corset when she fucks Tom.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's her restrictive algorithm.
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Somebody who comes grocery shopping with you, then says "you can get that cheaper somewhere else" everytime you pick up something. Thus, restricting you and eliminating the whole purpose.
You: *Throws a package of buns in the shopping cart*
Your wife: "You can get that cheaper at Wal-mart" *Puts it back on the shelf*
You: Don't be a restricted buyer!
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A hot girl under the age of 18 that you would like to have sexual intercourse with.When dealing with restricted free agents you may have to give up conditional draft picks to acquire their services. The higher the draft pick the higher the jail sentence and the hotter the bitch.
Damn that restricted free agent is hot as fuck, i would give up a first round pick to fuck her.
While i was at chuckie cheese i encountered some restricted free agents.
Last night i fucked a first round pick, then i woke up in the morning and realized she was really just a seventh round pick.
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A person who, at a dance/club, does not dance, just stands around looking cool, typically acting like a pimp.
"Dude! You just turned down the hottest girl here!"
"Dance restrictions apply, dude."
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A reason someone may give you, typically a guy, of why they cannot call you their S/O, mainly when you are at least 18 but younger than 21 while they are 21 or older. The reality is that at the age of 18 in the US an individual is legally free to make their own decisions about who they want to date as long as the person is 18 or older, and the reason someone may try to tell you otherwise can be one of several reasons:
1. They for whatever reason really do believe otherwise and if you try to convince them that isn't true it could come off to them as being pushy
2. They think you are lying about your age and are secretly under 18
3. The concept of older people dating people between the ages of 18-20 is looked down upon because it is believed that people ages 18-20 are immature, more vulnerable, and can be easily influenced and manipulated by older people
4. They don't like you that way and they're trying to make up a lie to not hurt your feelings
5. They do like you that way but they're afraid for some reason of commitment or falling in love with someone when they have been hurt before and afraid they will get hurt
6. They're afraid they might hurt you
7. They are a player and trying to play games with your emotions and string you along because it satisfies them but their ego is too big to actually like you or want to date you
"What is the biggest BS someone has tried to get you to believe?
The 21+ age restriction for dating!"