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When eating out someone’s pussy/asshole they queef/ fart into your mouth so you burp into their pussy/asshole
Me and this chick were doing 69 and she queefed into my mouth so I burped into her pussy. Return to sender.
Suck a dick, pretend you swallowed, go in for a kiss then drop his nut in his mouth.
Jenna totally pulled a return to sender on George
Sex Move:
Have a male Ejaculate in your mouth, act like your going for a kiss then squirt the sperm back into his mouth
"Hey guess what I did to Jimmy last night"
"Oh what?"
"I gave him the old Return to Sender"
"Gross"
When you get a facial and spit it back into his mouth.
I got a facial, but he had some funky spunk. So I return to sender
When a man cums In a woman’s mouth then she kisses him, and he swallows.
That girl Karla gave me a return to sender last night and I think I kind of liked it.
It's a variation of a blumpkin. Instead of a chick blowing you, she shits on your balls. Then, when you fuck her, your shitty balls slap o n her ass and put it back.
This bitch was riding me on the shitter and she shit on my balls, so later I pounded her missionary and hit her ass with a return to sender.
After ejaculating into another person (creampie), the sender the proceeds to perform oral, thus taking back the dropped package.
He couldn't last, but he totally owned that return-to-sender to make up for it!