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Any artist that creates a song whose general spirit, intent and meaning can be gathered from its ringtone clip.
Any artist that has a song catalog greater than 50% of which can be purchased as a ringtone.
Any artist that has sold more ringtones than albums.
Those artists whose songs you would not pay 99 cent to download, but for whose ringtones you would pay 3 times that amount.
Ringtone Artists are neither good nor bad and can be of any genre of music from any country and from any generation.
Have you heard Soulja Boy's Tell 'Em? Yeah, he's just another one of those ringtone artists.
Can substitute:
Rihanna
Fergie
T-pain
Kenny Loggins
A band/person/group whos music is so annoying that you would only get it as a ring tone to be as annoying as possible. (i.e. My Humps)
My humps is such a ringtone band song
Rap music made not to sell albums, but to sell ringtones. Can be spotted by the generally stupid-as-shit nature of the song, which has a five-second repeating beat and about three lines of 'song' which is also endlessly repeated. Totally loved by fucktards that have no taste in music.
"Yo, dawg! You dig that new Soulja Boy track?"
"Fuck no, I don't listen to ringtone rap!"
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any sound that is completely horrendous and unbearable, hence it would be considered the devil's ringtone
soulja boy's music is the devil's ringtone
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1. The sound of the ringtone is too enjoyable to answer the call.
2. The song selected for the ringtone is so mesmerizing, the call recepient chooses to listen to the song over the voice of the caller.
3. When a phone rings, and the recipient becomes so engaged in the song, he forgets to answer the call.
4. The recipient of a call cannot answer the phone because his urges require him to complete the song.
5. The act of choosing to listen to the ringtone over engaging in a conversation with the caller revealed on Caller ID.
1. "Please leave a message: 'Greg! I know you're listening to that stupid song you like so much!! Please change my ringtone to something annoying and end the ringtone hypnosis!'
2. "You haven't spoken to your mother in months, man!"..."I know. It's ringtone hypnosis. I WANT to talk to her, but I just have to let the song play out."
3. "I'm sorry I missed your call. I caught a touch of ringtone hypnosis. It won't happen again. I'm changing the ringtone."
4. "That's your boss! Answer it!" ... "I want to, but you know...ringtone hypnosis"
5. "Dude! Ain't that your girl?"..."Yeah, but I like this song. I can talk to her later."..."They have a word for that, now, you know! It's called 'ringtone hypnosis', dude!"
One who plays around with the ringtones on thier phone as much to the point of annoyance
Micheal! Stop being such a Ringtone DJ!
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Rap music that white wigger teenage girls listen to. Usually heard on their cells, their Mustangs, at school dances, and at basketball games.
Teen 1: OMG, I love this like new song from like Soulja Boy, he is sooo like kewl and he is a real GANGSTA yo
Teen 2: I gotta put this on this cell yo and blast this fiya joint to ma homiez, yo and blast it in my Pontiac G8 very loud. Keep it pimpin'
Real G: Turn off this fucking ringtone rap and listen to some old skool real rap like Snoop Dogg.
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