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To jump in the air and take a dive hard on the ground then wince in pain to catch the referees attention, although no one even came close to touching you.
To get your club teammate sent off for the benefit of your own team.
Buddy just stop cristiano ronaldo-ing, we know you're falling on purpose.
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Fit, gorge, amazing Portuguese footie player...best of the best. Euro Cup...need I say more? I think not.
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One of the biggest cheats in football. However, is very talented when he's not rolling around on the floor, begging for free kicks or penaltys. Despite contrary beliefe, he is not THAT attractive and frequently gets a full body wax. He is also known for desperatly attempting to get players for the opposition sent off.
Ted: Look, Fred! Cristiano Ronaldo's on the floor again after tripping over thin air!
Fred: It's a shame he brings his huge ego onto the pitch with him. I don't know how he gets his big head through the tunnel :/
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A nancy-boy football player from portugal, currently enemy #1 in england, cos' of a wink (You know what i mean) soon to be killed by Wayne Rooney
In my opinion that Cristiano Ronaldo is a proper cunt
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A shit, overrated football player. Also a soft-arse foreign pussy.
Cristiano Ronaldo take it up the arse.
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Portuguese "soccer" player. The World mutally hates him and knows that he is the biggest douchebag alive.
The World:We hate you Cristiano Ronaldo, you're a douche and we all hope you suffer a career ending injury very soon.
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cristiano ronaldo is by far the most hottest and best soccer player i have seen. although he is called a cheat and was booed in this years FIFA world cup by english fans for the rooney stomping on some guys balls thing he is still so hott and still such a good player!
he is called a pussy or is called homosexual by people namely guys because they are just jealous that girls are all over him! he cries yes i know but that is what makes him so cute!!
so in short: CRISTIANO RONALDO IS THE MOST HOTTEST AND BEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER AND I LOVE HIM!
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