a rugby

When a woman goes to have a sex change, but it goes wrong. Subsequently they end up with two vaginas rather than a penis

Oh my god, I heard Paula ended up with a rugby!

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Rugby

The best time you'll have with 13 other guys and a hooker.

Rugby is a game of possession.

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rugby

A game where punching, kicking, Stamping on somebody's head isn't totally frowned upon

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rugby

A hooligan's sport, played by gentlemen. A sport in which the select few athletes that can compete in such an activity are looked upon as homosexuals by those who cannot. (Note: above definitions)

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Rugby

The game they play in heaven.

Rugby (noun). The game they play in heaven.

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rugby

We spend our spare time getting bashed, crunched, punched, stood on, gouged, bitten, crushed, twisted and bent.

And we love it. I don't see a problem with it.
(R. Hurst 2006)

Q: What do you call people who watch rugby players?
A: Backs

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rugby

A real sport that involves no frickin pansy ass pads like american football. Kick the habit, play rugby.

Joe went to play rugby to break his face in. His other friend Charles went to play american football and got a bruise.

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