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The gap in the middle of one's moustache that grows no hair. Thus a saddle for the clit of a woman to ride on while receiving oral sex.
Toby likes to sit on my face and ride my clit saddle.
Redness and irritation that occurs between your legs. Most often happens after walking around in hot, sweaty denim jeans for several hours. Applies to both males and females.
Adriana: How was your trip to Disney World yesterday?
Carlos: It was great except for a bad case of Saddle Rash I developed. It was real harsh towards the end.
The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a woman's buttocks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by expelling a large amount of air. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.
Frank, looking for a change, and because his chick has a sweet badonkadonk, engaged in saddle boating much to his girlfriend's delight.
When one person craps with such volume and force that it bounces back and ends up on the bottom and top of toilet seat leaving a saddle of shit for the next lucky person.
" Dude I have to crap so bad but Jim Dye just left a mud saddle for me in the bathroom! That guy can really blow some brutal mudd"
When you have to carry the lads everyday. Used to reduce back pain. Just equip it and carry to your heart's desire.
Make sure you know what you're dealing with, some lads require significantly more carrying. 2 year protection plan is highly recommended to repair damages. Comes with a free massage appointment and health insurance.
Pal: "Yo dawg did you do the lab? It's due tonight and I haven't even started 😩."
Dawg: *buys 'Saddle For Carrying (4 month durability)' from Amazon* "Just hop on already."
Pal: "I promise you no more carrying after this!"
Dawg: "Yeah yeah...lying ahh bih."
***10 seconds later***
Dawg: *breaks back from carrying too hard*
Dawg: "I'm calling my lawyers 😡. This is perjury 😡."
Pal: "You can't afford any."
Dawg: "Y u do dis :(."
noun - towel that you lay on your computer chair to prevent bare ass juice from leaving a residue when jerking. Often just tossed in the corner afterwards and left there until the next session.
Did you at least use a jerk saddle? Of course I did. I'm not a fucking animal.
Sinn Saddle. Verb.
The act of carefully lining up of two female genetalia and while facing each other (see Cowgirl) Grinding to mutual Climax.
Signature move of Adult performer Sinn Sage.
"Iwas going to Sinn Saddle my girlfriend and she flipped the script and Sinn Saddled me.
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