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You use the San Fran Rule to avoid lengthy indecisive discussions about what restaurant to eat at or what to do next weekend. The first person will tell the other(s) to give 3 choices and the first person MUST pick from 1 of the 3 choices. If more than 3 choices are given, only the first 3 mentioned will be considered. This can be applied to almost anything: what workouts to do with your workout buddy, what club to go to next weekend, etc.
Origins: Circa 2001. You can easily spend 45 minutes driving around San Francisco (or any large city) for both a restaurant and parking because nobody can make up there mind because of all the choices. This has been tested and in use for almost 20 years, and 3 is the perfect number, no more no less.
Them: Babe where do you want to eat tonight?
You: San Fran Rule - what about X, Y, or Z? I'm up for any of those tonight, so you decide for us.
Them: Yeah, Z! Let's go there.
The sexual act of being penetrated in the ass by your partner's dildo while they are simultaneously giving you a handjob. Resembling the cocking of a shotgun.
Carrot Top gave Pauly Shore a nasty San Fran Shotgun last night
Another great euphanism for shit. You can't really have too many of these can you. This can be used in either a constipated or a gay context, so it's quite flexible. Shit is one of my favorite words, so I made up a couple like this gem here. Enjoy!!
Man there a gay couple, so they always have to work around the San Fran Roadblock before having sex.
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I'm so constipated I feel like I got my shit packed like a San Fran Roadblock!
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two guys are making, in the "doggy style" position out while being buttfucked. It takes four people to make a san fran bridge
the San Fran bridge is for queers
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This involves 2 males laying on their sides, ass to ass and facing opposite directions with each others balls tucked into the others asshole and wrapping the legs around the hips of the other. Jack off to completion.
(Configuration: 1 male laying on his side facing east, 1 male laying on his side facing west, balls to butthole exchange, hook legs around hips of the other involved, thus imitating a square knot)
“Jerry and I tried out the San Fran Square Knot last night and when jerry nutted first his asshole squeezed my balls so hard I thought they were gonna burst”
When in a men's urinal a stranger or lover comes up behind the pisser and massages the shoulders or ass to ease the tension and allow for a more exciting release.
Stephen just san fran lemonade stand a homeless man!
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The aura & accent that folks return from a week in San Francisco with. Sort of the sound when you mix an E with an A & U.
Ever since Alix visited San Fran she’s been calling it San FranciscEauuuuu, she must have San Fran Syndrome!