saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone

To throw up; to vomit.

I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.

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Your mom told me to say hi to you

The best pickup line there ever was. WARNING⚠️: Using this line will instantly make someone fall in love with you and possibly pass out. The effect that is made can never be reversed.

You: Hey, your mom told me to say hi to you.
Them: Will you marry me?

says hello to his little friend

Saying hello to his little friend another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and does the five-knuckle-shuffle.

Everytime I visit France, I say hello to my little friend.

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my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!

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