schlonged

to get very drunk
to hit someone or thing
to bismark a someone

i got absolutley schlonged last night.
i schlonged that ball a mile
i schlonged that women last night right in the face

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schlonged

To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.

'Shit that teenage mum just got schlonged by that hobo!'

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Schlong

Also spelled "Shlong", Schlong refers to a to the penis in general, but usually an exceptionally long penis, but one that lacks in girth

Friend: "Wow, your schlong is huge!"
Me: "Yeah, but it's too skinny"

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Schlong

A penis.
From the German "schlange" for "snake."

He pees ands ejaculates from his schlong.

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schlong

Funny word for penis.

Tyler takes the schlong all night long...

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Schlong

An extremely long penis with considerable girth.

That Bailey has a massive schlong.

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Schlong

A man's penis. Usually, the term schlong is used when the length of one's penis is over 6.9 inches.

The priest asked to see Lil-Kim-Jong's schlong. Afterward, the did the deed in the bathrooms.

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