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Sniffing women's bicycle seats
"Mummy, why is that man schnarf -ing your bicycle seat?"
"Because he's a sick and disturbed man, honey!"
"Schnarf, schnarf" (the cat that couldn't talk from thundercats)
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Someone who cannot be taken seriously and muddles around with low overall awareness of the world around him/her, and laughs at everything.
Hey, stop being such a Schnarf McGigglepants and help me steal these bricks!
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To consume with voracious enthusiasm, in manner of a velociraptor with no housetraining.
Dude, I can't believe you schnarfed the whole tub of cookie dough when you staggered in last night - WTF!!
Schnarf, also known as Snörp, is a really aggressive and sus person, he always says no homo, but as soon as he arrives at home he want to fuck the fuck out of you.
Klotz: Please don’t fuck me....
Schnarf: Turn around and shit the fuck up you little whore!
Klotz: OMG MY AAAAAAASSS
Savant like SGT of US ARMY. Completely imcompetant as a leader and a person in general. Sucks at life all together. Someone so outcasted by society he completely failed in his journey of manhood.
Schnarf,schnarfer, SGT, Stephens,Spec6,ratfro,Schnarf Sgt Stephens
The legendary art of farting into one's own cupped hand, then snorting it.
Darren: Hey Luke, do you want to see what fart schnarfing is?
Luke: Fuck no, but go ahead.
Darren: OK!
*Schnarfs a fart*