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A very common condition in academia, especially with students between 25 and 35 years old. One of the most recurrent symptoms is the giving of unsubstantiated opinions, as the patient considers himself superior than his peers. Other symptoms include: (1) the need to publish many articles, despite bringing little or no knowledge; (2) defend the academic system previously criticized so much; (3) worry only about enriching his/her curriculum; (4) to live in the illusion that his/her PhD will change the world. As of this date, no cure has been proven to exist.
Michael has been publishing so many shitty articles... I mean, he's clearly suffering from Scholarship/PhD Syndrome.
Daniela is fucking annoying person to be around: she's a PhD student in Medieval History, but gives her shitty opinion about almost anything. That's classic Scholarship/PhD Syndrome...
- Hey man, I'm starting to crave for more call of papers than pussy in the last few months...
- Dude, that's Scholarship/PhD Syndrome... I've never meet someone who got out alive...
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The financial support a man gives his deadbeat baby mama that won't leave because she would have to start paying her own bills. This predator also likes to complain and blame others for all of their problems.
Yo Nigga, yo bitch won't leave because she's got full ride on dat HOODRAT SCHOLARSHIP!
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A term which essentially means 'Chillin'', or simply relaxing at home. Taken from the movie Pineapple Express, in the scene where the drug dealer Red bounces a gym ball and explains how he has been spending his day, "tryna get a mothafuckin scholarship, chillin!"
Sean: "Dude, now that you quit your job, what do you do all day?"
Chester: "I've just been tryna get a mothafuckin' scholarship"
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A term that is used when someone does not actually know what they are doing, or when someone does not care about what the other person has to say.
Matt: Hey man what's up! We haven't talked in forever!
Zach: Oh nothing much, JUST TRYING TO GET A MOTHER FUCKING SCHOLARSHIP!
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The scholarship that you tell all your friends you have but u actually only have it cause your parents are broke.
Guy #1: Hey dude I got the 21st Century Scholarship!
Guy #2: Oh you mean the pity scholarship?
Crash and burn component to poorly executed flirt.
Hot girl: "i'm trying to get accepted in to vandelay state to study medicine next year."
Virgin: "Oh, you could get accepted easily... on a beauty scholarship.
A discount, for college degrees
Timmy got 64 scholarships into 64 schools.