CHLOE SCHROEDER

Chloe is a naturally really funny girl but adding her last name schroeder makes it even better she most likely is gorgeous. She is usually on of the bros also has a lot of guys in her dms but she already found the love of her life and will keep him forever.

Chloe Schroeder is fucking hilarious and her boyfriend is pretty cute too

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Madison Schroeder

Noun: A true diva. A girl who knows who she is and doesn't care what others think of her. She is kind, funny, and beautiful girl. She has a closet that all girls should envy. Stick around her and you'll have a fun time no matter what.

Verb: the act of being a complete bad-ass.

Yeah, she's a definite Madison Schroeder

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Darren Schroeder

Darren Schroeder is the editor of Funtime Comics, small press guru of Silverbullet fame, author of Mopy Comics and stand up comedian who received a standing ovation at the 2006 Eric Awards.

Darren Schroeder is a small press guru and all round funny man.

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ashley schroeder

ugly little girl that thinks she can play volleyball and loves 5 year old boys

dude that girl is an ashley schroeder

Schroeder’s Funnyman

This type of retard is a person who can’t come up with a valid argument or good roast, so they resort to saying “You Make Me Laugh 🤣” or some shit due to their inability to make a retort, or their low IQ not allowing them to come up with a good quip

Jake: “...And that’s why you’re an idiot for doing for doing that and should apologize to Miles. You’re a fucking prick.”

Dave: “Hahahah, you’re getting so mad over this, you’re funny 😂😂”

Jake: And there you go again, doing the Schroeder’s Funnyman again because your too uncivilized and slow to even reply with something competent. I expected better from you.

Harley James Schroeder

A strapping young man. Looks to kill, or have a woman in "awwh". Internally sleek and dark. He has a big plan, or money scheme brewing in that sexy bald head of his. Dangerous, in every way a bad boy could be.

"That Harley James Schroeder, makes my pussy so wet, and he hasn't even touched me yet ".

Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck

Similar to Schroeder’s cat theory where a cat in a box can be presumed both dead and alive at the same time, Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck is where an individual flying Spirt can be assumed both fucked and not fucked at the same time. This phenomenon is most likely to happen to an individual in a long distance relationship, trying to visit his or her significant other on the cheap. In this scenario, the individual takes the place of the cat and the Spirit plane replaces the box. Schroeder’s Spirt Fuck begins when the individual enters the Spirit plane, takes his or her seat, and finds out that the flight has been delayed or grounded for an undetermined amount of time. When the individual finds himself or herself still sitting on the plane when he or she should have already landed and should be having relations with his or her significant other, the individual is now fucked and not fucked at the same time. Fucked by Spirit and not fucked by his or her significant other.

-Man, my flight was delayed so many times yesterday, I got Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck ed!