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1) a small person who shares certain characteristics of rodents, such as denning, hoarding, lurking, tweaky behavior and a lazy, apathetic attitude.
2) an unidentifiable furry creature between 1 - 25lbs in weight and smaller than a breadbox.
3) a derogatory term for a portugese jew.
1) "Quit your scratting and come out of your fuckin' room!, Ericka!"
2) "Look at that fucking scrat! What the fuck is that?"
3) "Shut up, you fuckin' scrat."
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The Gooch, Or Taint...whichever you prefer, or it is the spot between the balls and the butthole of a male.
Oh my god my scrat itches, or tickle my scrat, or lick my scrat
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A person who is jittery, squirrel-like, creepy, and twitchy. Often engage in menial, mindless tasks or projects, usually not completing any work, either due to uncontrollable twitchiness or lack of inherent thought.
A scrat may also vaguely resemble a mouse, chipmunk, or squirrel. Scrats usually have few friends as twitchiness and spineless brown-nosing are unappealing.
A scrat engages in sucking-up in order to appease his or her insatiable hunger for approval and a pat on the head. back, etc. This is because most scrats are talentless hacks and have sold their soul to Satan for the management job at local fast food joints or faceless, non-heathcare-providing, glass-ceiling, corporate ladder slaveries.
Co-worker #1: "Greg is such a wierd, freaky, twitchy guy, he's kinda like working with a spider. I don't really want to get too close, y'know?"
Co-worker #2: "Duh. He's a scrat."
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A boy that uses a girl for money. A bit like a gold digger tbh
Person 1: Wow he's really hot I would do anything to go out with him
Person 2: by anything do you mean give him money because I'm telling you right now that the guy is a class A Scrat
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A squirrel from the ice age movies, who is know for being obsessed with his nuts.
What is that thing!?
That is scrat. He is the reason the world is the way it is.
A war criminal that causes literally every fucking problem.
Who is this man? You may recognize him from ice age. This mother fucker most likely caused World War II. For all we know he is Hitler.
If you need someone to blame for your divorce blame Scrat. You can also use him as excuse for committing arson, as well as killing a man.
Blame this stupid bitch.
Also this is legal because of how fucking ugly he is. Ew, what a gross bitch.
“Scrat made me kill my ex-wife”