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A phrase used when one is a fatass who is sick of his friends and wants to go somwhere else, generally his home.
Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm goin home!
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when your local kwel jewish friend is in love with his lesbian teacher but yet doesnt know what lesbain means so---
Kyle "screw you guys im KING lesbian"
The catchphrase that is said by a fatass who wants to go home/is tired of his friends.
Cartman: "Screw you guys, I'm going home."
Someone who trys by manipulation to control the action or thoughts of another person.
Geez, are you going to do everything she says? Don't you have your own life? She's really put the screws on you!
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Manipulating the brain / mind of somebody in order to make him think like we do
-You screwed his head, and he still doesn't want to do that.
-In a short period of time he will do it
"Did you screw my duck?" is what to say if you're walking through a park and see someone person screwing a duck.
A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.
Spencer saw Doofus screwing a duck by the duck pond, and said "Did you screw my duck?"
"Yes," whimpered Doofus.
"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.
Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.
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Used to provide reasoning for seemingly random, unexplainable events that occur that result in unfortunate outcomes. Most often used for video game RNG.
Guy 1: Damn, why'd the teacher give decide to give us a pop quiz today? I didn't study!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!