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A last name which inherently subjects it's owner to countless X-files references, and if you're from a certain place in the UK, is a synonym for acting retarded.
"Scully? As in the X-files?" -Most of the US population
"Insert X-files inside joke that I won't get" -Roughly half the US population
"Stop Scullying around and actually HELP for a change, moron!" -The few people who know my name's real meaning
"Scully, stop being Scully for a change!" -My Drill Sergent, among just about everybody who's at one point been my superior
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A sexual act. When a woman talks to your Erect dick like a microphone before she goes down on you.
Right before she went down on me, she started talking into my dick like Vin Scully.
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An ugly 56-year-old man who is the most evil living thing in all-time history! He sadistically rapes and murders children in extremely brutal ways for no reason. He murdered over 100,000 innocent people and doesn’t care. Peter Scully is probably the Anti-Christ (Son of Satan) and even Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, and Ivan The Terrible are 1,000 times better than Peter Scully. Peter Scully, you should die from cancer and Ebola.
“Wow Peter Scully, you actually managed to be worse than your father (Satan). I wish that the electric chair was allowed where you live because you deserve it.”
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World Famous Brooklyn/Los Angeles Dodgers announcer that won broadcaster of the century honors and has won over America's heart with his vivid storytelling and clever wit. Has been announcing for over 50 years and counting, and is regularly called the best broadcaster of all time.
Vin Scully is a remarkable talent... "It's tiiiiime for Dodger Baseball!"
Oh shit, the date is 2/22/2222, for some reason the Dodgers are playing a game in the second inning with 2 on, 2 out, and a 2-2 count. The score is 22-22, and Vin Scully rolls over in his grave.
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Dana Scully is a pragmatic FBI agent played by Gillian Anderson on The X Files. Is assigned to work with partner Fox Mulder to act as his foil and lend credence to his investigations into paranormal phenomena. Contrary to Mulder, is very skeptical of paranormal reports and conspiracy theories. Has a doctorate of medicine. Despite differences, the agents respect each other. Kicks all kinds of ass.
Dana Scully has an explanation for everything under the sun, much to Mulder's chagrin.
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1) The greatest Executive Producer "The Simpsons" has ever seen.
2) One of the best writers in television.
Guy 1: "Dude want to watch The Simpsons? Marge be not Proud is on."
Guy 2: "That ep was written by Mike Scully wasn't it?"
Guy 3: "BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL!"
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A man from the country of Philippines who lured multiple children and tortured them on camera and sold them on the Dark Web. He has since been caught and is in jail. Over the course of many investigations, he has killed dozens of children and made 30k of the Dark Web.
Friend: Who's Peter Scully?
Me: A P\pedo
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