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When you are going to blow your load on a girl but must decide pussy, ass, face or any part of her body.
I had 3 seconds left and my Shot Selection was limited to blowing my wad on her ass or in her crack.
A term for Darwin's theory, which is a nice way of saying, "that fucktard was too stupid to live anyway. At least he's out of the gene-pool now."
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Basically, it's when someone purposefully gives someone else false information, otherwise known as lying.
Victim: Dude, I thought you said she totally wanted go out with me!
Lier: Selective disinformation my friend.
Victim: What the fuck does that mean!?
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When someone is only a dick to certain people
Logan: Brad why does it seem like you're only a dick to me
Brad: Sorry Logan, I have Selective Dickism
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To describe a situation one is involved in, or had witnessed, and leaving out certain details that could incriminate the storyteller, or make them look bad or at fault in any way. To spin a story in a biased way so that the storyteller can look like the innocent, mistreated victim, and so the other characters in their story will appear mean and against them.
Example: "This is bullshit, man. The cops keep watching my house, and they've raided it like twice this month, trying to find drugs and other stuff, and I didn't even do anything wrong at all." (By using Selective Honesty, I will keep to myself the details about how I sell drugs, do drugs and buy drugs out of it. Hang out with, and be seen with well known druggies and thieves who are in and out of my house all day and night, every day and night, and I store & sell stolen stuff there.)
Example: "Dude I get pulled over like all the time, and I keep getting arrested and having to go to court so they can scam me out of more money. They just pull me over all the time, and I never even do anything wrong. They just got something against me and my bad-ass car." (Selective Honesty will allow me to retain pertinent aspects to this story such as my narcissistic need for attention that makes me feel entitled to speed all the fucking time, even with no urgency to reach my destination. I burn out everywhere, leaving black stripes all over other people's property, which is OK because my mom buys my tires for me. I drive like an inconsiderate asshole, as I challenge everyone at every stoplight to a race. I aggressively tailgate anyone in front of me since my car can't be tamed, and I feel speed limits just don't apply to me. I needlessly rev up my engine every chance I get, so that everyone can hear my loud-ass exhaust, and I refuse to use my turn signals out of laziness and obnoxiousness.)
A female who believes in feminism (normally the extremist tumblrina or sjw variety) and being equal to (or greater than in some cases) men only when it is beneficial to them.
Selective Feminism User: "I believe in equality for women because men are oppressive rapist scum."
Man: "Alright. Waiter, can we split the bill?"
Selective Feminism User: "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TREAT A LADY YOU RUDE ASSHOLE"
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Something you "can't" do because you don't want to do it. Something you can get others to do by making believe you can't do it.
When asked to do laundry they put all the white clothes in on hot and then put a brand new red sweatshirt in too. The result was all the white laundry was pink and they were banned from touching the laundry ever again...they could wash laundry but didn't want to so they applied "selective incompetence " to get out of ever being asked again.