Senate

The part of the U.S. Congress (aside from the House of Reps.) that if occupied by mostly wealthy senators, which is, upon examination, relatively undemocratic and unrepresentative.

Man1: I don't get this definition...

Man2: Try reading the essay about the Senate, "What Democracy?" by Richard N. Rosenfeld. It should make sense after you read the essay.

Man1: Fuck that I'm gonna go watch porn.

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senator

To person who wrote senators will never be elected: FAIL

senators can be elected, bitch

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The Senate

Pope Benedict XVI aka Darth Sidious.

Pope Benedict XVI: I am the Senate

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Senator

A White Man who enjoys power over all other men. A senator is person who was suppose to check and balance fedural laws but insted impress their will on the people who voted for them.

I Senator ________ will do this for you if you vote for me. Haha just joking no I won't. Just vote for me jackass.

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The Senate

An uncultured british skid

Did you my nigga The Senate? He bussin!

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Senator

1. Rich guy who tries using his power to convince and/or force women into sex.
2. Person in power that mistreats women, the pays them to shut up.

3. Man who gets his mistress pregnant and then forces them to get abortion.

Husband: Hey honey, how was your day at work?
Wife: My boss is a senator and he’s me to planned parenthood.

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Senator

A person who runs in a presidential election, but loses to the opposite party, because they did not have a senator running.

Senators can't win elections: It didn't work for Dole, it didn't work for Lieberman, it didn't work for Kerry, and it's not gonna work for Clinton.

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