rosenfeld

The german word for 'kicking large amounts of ass.'

Originally coined in 1942 by Julian Karkarov, one of Hitler's own lackeys, it is said that he was describing a nazi party he had attended the night before as being, 'totally fuckin' rosenfeld. It was the most rosenfeld party ive been to in like eight years. Seriously, I got four blowjobs last night, it was awesome.'

'Man, I had a rosenfeld time last night.'
'Dude, that girl? Rosenfeld.'
'I was gonna leave the party, but then i realized without me, they wouldnt have a rosenfeld! So i stayed, and i smoked a bunch of weed and punched some chicks boyfriend in the face. Had a rosenfeld time overall, id say.'

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Rosenfelded

- verb

To be Rosenfelded

Getting screwed by a short, limp dick

Jerome was very disappointed when he got rosenfelded after his date.

Mary told Jenny not to go out with Josh, she would just get rosenfelded.

Will Rosenfeld

A retarded kid who sounds like a jew

That guy sounds like a Will Rosenfeld

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Daniel Rosenfeld

yo bro, thats C418. you don't know anything about him? oh, thats kinda sad.

Me: Daniel Rosenfeld is nice
Other Guy: Who is that?

Caleb Rosenfeld

To make the situation Jewish in some way.

"Hey guys, do you like my party?"

"Well, there aren't any bagels..."

"Stop being such a Caleb Rosenfeld!"

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Rosenfeld Syndrome

A disorder, caused by Mr.Rosenfeld's standards, that puts the victim in a permanent state of dissatisfaction with their own classwork, always making them think they should do better.

My essay is a piece of crap, I think I have Rosenfeld Syndrome.

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Rosenfeld

A French artist who writes songs for horny and depressed millennials. He first gained visibility on YouTube with his songs “Do It For Me” and “Like U”. He is the Paris equivalent of The Weeknd.

“I wanna go to Paris”

“To see the Eiffel Tower?”

“No, to see Rosenfeld live”