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When attempting to pass gas, you accidentally leave a "skid mark" (or worse).
The opposite of that old graffitti verse, "Here I sit, broken-hearted. Came to shit, but only farted." In this case you wanted to fart, but crap is what you got. This is especially true if you're over 50. Like Dad used to say, "Never trust a fart"!
"Did you fart?" "No, I think I SHARTED!"
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When you fart a little shit comes out..a shart
Man I was in your moms bedroom and she made me laugh so hard i sharted in my pants!
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A huge fart with a lump in it.
As I was attempting to drive home from the local chinese restaurant, I shart myself before reaching the oval office in time.
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Plural: Sharts
When you put enough pressure on your farts, that particals of shit come out of your anus too.
Person: What?! You just totally sharted man!
Person 2: How can you tell?
Person: I heard a loud blast and your pants is covered with crap.
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When you fart and shit comes out with it
Ben sharted his pants after he forced a fart.
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To feel an explosion of gas about to shoot out except shit spit fires with juice all down your leg.
1. Coco I feel so bloated, maybe I have gas..let me try and release my air...ahhhhhhh holy shit, I just sharted everywhere.
2. Please, don't make me laugh anymore..I swear I'm going to fart..Oh my god here it comes..oh nooo I just shart and it went through my pants.
3. AAAAAAHHHH CHHHUUUUU...F@#$ I'm crying because I just sharted!
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When you TRY to fart, a little shit comes out...
"... I think I just sharted..."
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